if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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