When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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