my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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