Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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