You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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