We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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