i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
This is the prime rib incident all over again
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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