It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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