may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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