I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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