On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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