its not stalking. its research.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Randomize
