I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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