R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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