But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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