How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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