Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Sext me about skeletons
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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