we should wear snuggies to the strip club
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Just high enough for therapy.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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