the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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