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If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.

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(302): View more from Delaware

Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.

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(618): View more from Illinois

Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.

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(702): View more from Nevada

Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.

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(516): View more from New York

"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"

(516): View more from New York

Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.

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(509): View more from Washington

i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron

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I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act

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(620): View more from Kansas

I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot

(857): View more from Massachusetts

The struggle is real.

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(813): View more from Florida

My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success

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