arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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