i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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