thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
We left an ass print on the piano.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Randomize
