Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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