what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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