you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
