If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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