If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
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