I didn't shave. On purpose
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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