i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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