I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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