Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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