Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
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