so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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