I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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