Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
