Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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