with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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