I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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