Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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