: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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