So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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