they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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