dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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