yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
