Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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