please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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