its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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