every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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