Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
40s are totally the cure
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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