Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
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